May 13, 2010
How NOT to Arrive at a Coal Region Mountain Party
It’s a beautiful spring night in the Coal Region, and you’re driving your vehicle with your tunes and booze and buddies, heading up to the mountain party where you’ll be meeting up with tons of friends.
Then, something terrible goes wrong…
In this instance, it was S.’s failure to negotiate a hilly turn that resulted in his mountain-party-bound truck being stuck. Like really stuck.
And it wasn’t going anywhere anytime soon.
Truck Stuck On Way To Mountain Party
After a few hours of digging and shoveling, S. and R. STILL could not get the truck moving forward. Ahh what a pickle!
Work on the truck, go to the party??? What would it be? Obviously it depended solely on how much beer they had left.
Didn’t look good.
Can You Believe This Shit?
S. and R. did all they could to free the vehicle but it was looking more and more like they’d be leaving that big heap of metal overnight. Tomorrow was another day, and nobody even puked yet.
Time to ditch the truck in the ditch and hit the party. And that’s what they did.
And it was a good story to tell throughout the night as the beer and reefer flowed freely among the growing crowd of party-goers.
Trying To Jumpstart The Truck
So what’s the moral of this story? I guess it is to: Be more careful when you’re driving around on those treacherous “roads” that ultimately lead you to a mountain party.
Sorry, that’s all I’ve got.
S. & R. ended up having the truck towed, but not before some kindly Coal Region help was offered by some passing strangers.
Sometimes living in a small town rocks.
Party on everyone, but be safe 
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Written by: William S.
Filed Under: Featured, Partying in Shamokin, The Funny
Tags: coal region mountain party, driving truck to party, small town, truck stuck in ditch
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William S.
May 17, 2010 at 11:10 am
Drinking and driving does it again…