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Excuse Me, Do You Work Here?

Jun 15, 2010 1 Comment by A.K.A.

While working as a receptionist at my local welfare office, I have experienced more situations and conversations than ANYONE would find believable. These stories are all 100% true. I’d like to give you a brief glimpse into one of my favorites. A Favorite Work Story Now I’d like you to know, so that you can [...]

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Is Squirrel Real Cause Of Power Outage???

Jun 09, 2010 1 Comment by A.K.A.

Once again, a poor, innocent rodent is accused of power outages throughout the Shamokin and Coal Township area. Can one small (although beady-eyed) squirrel cause that much damage to two ENTIRE towns? This author thinks NOT (but this is only the opinion of Shamokin.biz and does not reflect any legal rights or law enforcement findings). [...]

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The Shamokin/Coal Township Nature Trail: An Up-Close Adventure (Part 3)

Jun 02, 2010 2 Comments by A.K.A.

So, back to the Camp Crystal Lake reference…any Friday the 13th fans out there? Well, much like the original movie, you can not expect to hide in the Nature Trail from you current ex’s jilted lover, just as you couldn’t from Mrs. Vorhees. SHE WILL FIND YOU. No matter how many drugs are in your [...]

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The Shamokin/Coal Township Nature Trail: An Up-Close Adventure (Part 2)

May 20, 2010 No Comments

(Please Note: The first post in this series can be found at http://shamokin.biz/shamokin-nature-trail-adventure/) And so…my adventure fully began. The Shamokin-Coal Township Nature Trail was not only a refuge for students seeking asylum from skipped classes and bad acid trips, but also a place to really relax on the bridge over the stream and play some [...]

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The Shamokin/Coal Township Nature Trail: An Up-Close Adventure (Part 1)

May 05, 2010 3 Comments

Anyone who attended Shamokin Area High School (later named Shamokin Junior/Senior High School) should be MORE than familiar with our “Nature Trail.” When I was still in Catholic grade school, we went to the Nature Trail on a field trip. Are you kidding me? I know that the Catholic school system lacked funds, but trekking [...]

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Dear A.K.A. – “Twat-Blocked”

Apr 26, 2010 5 Comments

What can you do when you’ve been “twat-blocked” (same as “cock-blocked” for a guy—check the links for the Urban Dictionary definitions) by another unknown female or even a friend ? Case & Point:  You see a hot guy across a crowded restaurant/bar. You express interest aloud to friends/others in vicinity. You may even begin to [...]

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Back In The Diz-ay: Bike Riding The Shamokin Train Tracks…Armed

Apr 23, 2010 5 Comments

When I was about 13 years old, the Shamokin/Coal Township region was a relatively safe area to go for a stroll or bike ride alone. As the years passed, at age 19, I felt that bike riding by myself coincided with carrying a concealed hand gun for protection. WTF??? Was this paranoia setting in from [...]

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THE Best Quotes From THE Best Movies (Part 5)

Apr 04, 2010 No Comments

Greetings, loyal readers of our humble site! Here are more movies that I have promised to deliver to you along with my favorite quotes. My goal is for you, the  reader, to also respond with your favorite lines from these movies, ones that I may have not mentioned and/or are particularly memorable to you. I [...]

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THE Best Quotes From THE Best Movies (Part Four)

Mar 26, 2010 No Comments

Greetings, loyal readers of our humble site! Here are more movies that I have promised to deliver to you along with my favorite quotes. My goal is for you, the  reader, to also respond with your favorite lines from these movies, ones that I may have not mentioned and are particularly memorable to you. I [...]

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Top Five Facebooking Peeves With Your Coal Region Buds

Mar 02, 2010 4 Comments

Facebook annoys me for several reasons. Unfortunately, I cannot delve into all of them in this article or it would be interminable. I do admit to having a Facebook account; however, I deactivate it bi-weekly or so when I start to feel guilty about acting on my pet peeves: 1. WHO CARES WHAT YOU ARE [...]

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