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• Craziness Is In Our Coal Region Water???

  Since I was a late teen, my friend's boyfriend (much older than both of us, of course, as I was the only "loser" afraid of boys until after high school) would always tease me that people east of Second Street were affected by the public water. He was essentially saying that it made you crazy and tha...

• When Coal Region Marriages Go Sour

  Unfortunately, over 77% of marriages that take place in the coal region end up in divorce or separation. (This is yet another statistic which I have made up). Early Pregnancy Many young people in our area feel that it is necessary to bear children before the age of eighteen and then marry the (...

• Coal Region Work Place Sex Romps

  Many of you maybe asking yourselves, "is it appropriate to flirt with my coworker and also want to bang him or her?" The answer is NO, it is NOT appropriate and it may also be against company rules. But you know what I say? GO FOR IT! So Here's My Damn Good Advice on Work Place Affairs If...

• Got Vamp?

  I admit that I am a die-hard "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" fan (the TV series, SO not the movie). I even had a "Got Blood?" bumper sticker on my first car. I can relate to the public's and media's obsession with the topic, but seriously, the "Twilight" series? Give me a break! Having not read the ...

• Shamokin Hot Party Spots #3

  Please read disclaimer again. Cannot not afford a law suit! Anywho, I am continuing on with  Shamokin/Coal Township party sites Part 3. I wish all of these sites were still in existence, but I strongly doubt it. 1. STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN: This bumpy ride outside of Burnside, heading toward "H...

• Now Drunk “facebook”ing?

  Okay. I know, I know. Our faithful readers may wonder why we are publishing another similar article on drunken antics. Well, that is because technology keeps expanding, and that is unfortunate for those with inebriation issues. Drunk facebooking is much like drunk texting. However, according ...

• Forget “Sexting” — What About “Drunk Texting”?

  Do You Know a Secret Sexter? "Sexting" is a fairly recent phenomena  introduced across the world in the last 5 years, becoming more prevalent and criminally offensive in the last yearor two. If not familiar with the term "sexting," Wikipedia defines it as "a portmanteau of sex and texting." ...

• Barbie’s body exhumed to finally discover killer

  After more than a decade regarding a suspicious crash in 1998, Barbie's formerly shapely body is being exhumed. Although the image of her inanimate, plastic, bloody booty will be forever burned into my brain, there may be some readers who do not remember this horrific event. On a balmy day in...

• Shamokin’s Best Party Spots (Part 2)

  More Party Spots! I told ya'll I'd be back. I realize that all of you faithful readers have been anxiously awaiting the next installment of [Hot Party Spots]. You may now indulge yourselves… THE SATURN – Located just about ½ mile past the Bunker Hill baseball fields along a crater-rid...

• Shamokin’s Hot Party Spots (Part 1)

  You may be asking yourself on a warm, summer night, "Where is the best place to have a mountain party in, or surrounding, the Shamokin area?" Well ponder no more, my friends. I will give you the rundown, the lowdown and the 'fo-shizzel about all of the local mountain party spots. Warning: "Moun...