Dear A.K.A. – “Twat-Blocked”

Apr 26, 2010 5 Comments by A.K.A.

What can you do when you’ve been “twat-blocked” (same as “cock-blocked” for a guy—check the links for the Urban Dictionary definitions) by another unknown female or even a friend ?

Case & Point:  You see a hot guy across a crowded restaurant/bar. You express interest aloud to friends/others in vicinity. You may even begin to walk over to speak to him — this is when the “twat-blocking”  begins.

One of your friends or acquaintances reaches him before you and starts up their “game.” This NEVER would have happened until you pointed him out to everyone, right?

Twat-blocking is a more common occurrence than anyone may realize.

Has this happened to you or have you “twat-blocked” someone else lately?

Let me know @ my DEAR A.K.A. column, I promise that I will have answers and insights that you would never expect, but yet they will work toward your best interests!

All of your answers just a click away…

A.K.A.

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A.K.A. grew up as a good ole Shamokin gal. After graduating with honors from SAHS, she received a scholarship from a Pennsylvania based university where she graduated magna cum laude with a major in Political Science and minors in both British Literature and Astronomy. After a few years working under Dr. Stephen Hawking's tutelage, A.K.A. decided to put Astronomy on the "back burner" and pursue her very first love of writing. A.K.A. has since published numerous articles in scientific journals, but is now devoting her full time to Shamokin.biz, plus a work in progress on a humorous book of personal vignettes. A.K.A. is also conducting a "real-time" study of human behavior in a stressful work environment.

5 Responses to “Dear A.K.A. – “Twat-Blocked””

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  2. jjspook says:

    Twat Blocked?

    Ladies, Ladies, please….no fighting. Speaking for most guys, there is no need for friends or friends of friends to fight over us and cause animosity within your group. We really hate to see dissention amongst friends and would be more than happy to indulge all the interested parties (at the same time is permissible) to quell any malice.

    Your caring and sensitive friend,
    JJ

    • William S. says:

      Agreed…whoever thought up this one woman-one guy thing was crazy. I don’t think too many guys would turn down the overtures from multiple women at the same time. Bring it on!

  3. A.K.A. says:

    @William S. – I AM inclined to agree, only quick note tho the guys, be kind to those who DO become “Twat-Blocked”

  4. William S. says:

    Kind indeed, I’m known in these parts as Kind William. Just sorta stuck…

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