October 9, 2009
Now Drunk “facebook”ing?
Okay. I know, I know. Our faithful readers may wonder why we are publishing another similar article on drunken antics. Well, that is because technology keeps expanding, and that is unfortunate for those with inebriation issues.
Drunk facebooking is much like drunk texting. However, according to my secret poll (which may or may not have actually been conducted), “texters” have an average of 45 people in their call list. To send a text, you can only send it to 10 contacts at a time on a cell phone, which I agree, is terrible enough.
Yet, imagine a world where facebook exists and users have an AVERAGE of 120 friends (I actually did read that somewhere). That means that unless you know how to set your administrative properties correctly (which , honestly, no one really does know how to do) , EVERY SINGLE person on your friend list or people just searching for you, are reading on your “Wall” about how you want to kill your ex (with specific details) or how you’re waxing poetic about WHO F%CKING cares?
With a few simple clicks of a button (well, at least 120 if we want to be correct for our poll), any person granted permission to your account can ruin you FOREVER by forwarding your stupid comments.
Listen, people: keep it to yourself or you’re inviting a whole world or trouble, anxiety and/or suicide for yourself.
Whatever you decide, DEFINITELY don’t send compromising pics! If you are putting information and pictures out on the World Wide Web for all to see, I have no issue with exploiting that, and neither will others!
Does anyone now have a new perspective on this issue?
Tell us what you think! Please leave a comment below. We LOVE comments!
Written by: A.K.A.
Filed Under: Featured, Partying in Shamokin
Tags: drunk facebook, facebook shamokin biz, sexting, shamokin facebook, stupid drunk things
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William S.
October 10, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Nice write-up A.K.A., ya had me in stitches by Guided by Voices
A.K.A.
October 10, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Thanks, William S. Unfortunately, I know this subject from personal experience. Ummm, no I don’t. Just joking?
A.K.A.
Bob
October 17, 2009 at 9:35 am
Glad I found this site, as a former resident of Shamokin I enjoy seeing it from another viewpoint.
William S.
October 19, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Hey Bob, thanks for your comment. We’d really like to grow the site but our real jobs are holding us back right now.
I’d be happy to have you write something as a reminiscence and we’d Guest Post you. Think about it and thanks for visiting.
A.K.A.
October 27, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Hi, Bob, just another thanks for checking out our site. Keep checking back and definitely leave us any ideas or thoughts!
Much appreciated and hope you enjoy our site & articles.
A.K.A.
jjspook
November 13, 2009 at 11:37 am
Drunk Facebooking? Do they have internet access Out-Da-Mountain?
A.K.A.
November 18, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Too effing funny, and yes, you do if your mobile device is equipped with the Internet. Oh, what will technology dream up next?