Unfortunately, this particular author did not “disagree” with co-workers expressing lust through extramarital affairs and even said to “go at it” in a previous article.  However, I did NOT condone it–so here we are. Just as Coal Region marriages go sour, more than likely their hideous counterparts (the AFFAIR) will soon follow suit. During the [...]

Since I was a late teen, my friend’s boyfriend (much older than both of us, of course, as I was the only “loser” afraid of boys until after high school) would always tease me that people east of Second Street were affected by the public water. He was essentially saying that it made you crazy and that it had powerful toxins. What kind of shit is that to tell an impressionable 15 year old?

Of course, as a high school honor student and top 10 graduate, I couldn’t rightly believe this absurdity, could I? But as I thought more and more about it, it began to make some kind of crazy-sense to me. My mind works very differently from most other people, so he did not realize that I felt that I NEEDED to go on an excursion to decipher this conundrum.

Unfortunately, over 77% of marriages that take place in the coal region end up in divorce or separation. (This is yet another statistic which I have made up). Early Pregnancy Many young people in our area feel that it is necessary to bear children before the age of eighteen and then marry the (alleged) father. [...]

Many of you maybe asking yourselves, “is it appropriate to flirt with my coworker and also want to bang him or her?” The answer is NO, it is NOT appropriate and it may also be against company rules. But you know what I say? GO FOR IT!
So Here’s My Damn Good Advice on Work Place Affairs

I admit that I am a die-hard “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” fan (the TV series, SO not the movie). I even had a “Got Blood?” bumper sticker on my first car. I can relate to the public’s and media’s obsession with the topic, but seriously, the “Twilight” series? Give me a break!

Please read disclaimer again. Cannot not afford a law suit!

Anywho, I am continuing on with Shamokin/Coal Township party sites Part 3. I wish all of these sites were still in existence, but I strongly doubt it.

1. STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN: This bumpy ride outside of Burnside, heading toward “Hicksville” (sorry, rednecks), begins with a long drive up a hillside with a MAJOR bump every 5 feet. I guess it was cool when we drove our parents’ cars, but when you own your own, you’ll realize that the alignment gets f*%#ked!

Drunk facebooking is much like drunk texting. However, according to my secret poll (which may or may not have actually been conducted), “texters” have an average of 45 people in their call list. To send a text, you can only send it to 10 contacts at a time on a cell phone, which I agree, is terrible enough.

Yet, imagine a world where facebook exists and users have an AVERAGE of 120 friends (I actually did read that somewhere). That means that unless you know how to set your administrative properties correctly (which , honestly, no one really does know how to do) , EVERY SINGLE person on your friend list or people just searching for you, are reading on your “Wall” about how you want to kill your ex (with specific details) or how you’re waxing poetic about WHO F%CKING cares?

Big drug bust recently in Shamokin that means exactly nada because there are plenty of dealers out there just ready to step in for the arrested Andre Lee and his cohorts.

So instead, let’s talk about a Real drug war. And it’s all about plastic, baby, 2-inches and less, and boy would everyone be so much more protected if this “war” is successful! Yeah, right.

Apparently “sexting” has become an another unfortunate way of abusing technology for the non-greater good. This sounds like something Brittney Spears or AustinKutcher would start, just to get MORE attention.

If you are unfamiliar with the shameful practice of sexting, Wikipedia defines the word sexting as:

“a portmanteau of sex and texting) is the act of sending sexually explicit messages or photos electronically, primarily between cell phones.”

By the way, WTF does “portmanteau” mean?

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Ho-Butt!
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WTF man?
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Can I see your tatt?
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You holdin’ dude?