February 17, 2010
THE Best Quotes From THE Best Movies (Part 2)

Greetings, loyal readers of our humble site! Here are more movies that I have promised to deliver to you along with my favorite quotes.
My goal is for you, theĀ reader, to also respond with your favorite lines from these movies, ones that I may have not mentioned and/or are particularly memorable to you.
FYI: This will be an ongoing column, so if you don’t see your favorite movies listed immediately, have heart, they just may be next on deck!!!
1. “DELIVERANCE” 1972: Lewis,”We killed a man, Drew. Shot him in the back. A mountain man. A Cracker.”
2. ” SHAUN OF THE DEAD” 2004: Ed, “Shaun, look who it is!”
Shaun, ” Well FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!”
3. “STRANGE BREW” 1983: Doug McKenzie, “The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers.”
4. “HARD CANDY” 2005: Haley Stark, “Well, 4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane.”
5. “BEST IN SHOW” 2000: Max Berman, “I’ll gouge your right eye out with my thumb, I shit you not, you little freak! Now, will you get down from there? I’m gonna punch you in the eye till it turns to jelly! I’ll stab you with forks till you bleed, how bout that?”
6. “ROLLING KANSAS” 2003: Dick Murphy, “Look, it’s an old guy, in a tree!”
7. “HISTORY OF THE WORLD: PART 1″: Swiftus, “Oh, your are nuts — N-V-T-S, nuts!”
8. MONTY PYTHONS’ “LIFE OF BRIAN” 1979: Spectator 1, “I think it was “blessed are the cheesemakers.”
Mrs. Gregory, “Aha, what’s so special about the cheesemakers?”
Gregory, “Well, obviously, it’s not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.”
9.”FLETCH” 1985: Fletch, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to pull rank on you. I didn’t want to have to do this. I’m with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.”
10. “LET THE RIGHT ONE IN” 2008: Oskar,”Are you really twelve?”
Eli, “Yes, It’s just that I’ve been twelve for a very long time.”
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William S.
February 20, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Nice list! Everyone who didn’t see “Let The Right One In” (shame on you!) should know that Eli is a vampire who’s been alive for centuries, thus the great line.
Strange Brew (one of my top 10 all-time favorite movies):
Bob MacKenzie: My brother and I used to say that drownin’ in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he’s not here, and I’ve got two soakers… this isn’t heaven, this sucks.
Doug McKenzie: Don’t make me steamroll you. Steamroller!
Life of Brian
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called ‘Biggus Dickus’.
History of the World (also on top 10 list, weird)
Mel Brooks (King Louis XVI): It’s good to be the king.
And when they’re smoking Roman Red…that shit was funny.