March 26, 2010
THE Best Quotes From THE Best Movies (Part Four)

Greetings, loyal readers of our humble site! Here are more movies that I have promised to deliver to you along with my favorite quotes.
My goal is for you, the reader, to also respond with your favorite lines from these movies, ones that I may have not mentioned and are particularly memorable to you.
I am happy to say that we have had an abundance of responses and we hope our avid readers continue to contribute!
FYI: This will be an ongoing column, so if you don’t see your favorite movies listed immediately, have heart, they just may be next on deck!!!
1. CALIGULA (1979): Caligula, “I hear you have a taste for little boys. Is that not so?
Charea, “No, Caesar, big boys.”
2. TRAINING DAY (2001): Smiley, ” You got the right to be bitch-slapped.”
3. THE SHINING (1980): Lloyd, “What will you be drinking, sir?”
Jack Torrance, “Hair of the dog that bit me, Lloyd.”
4. FULL METAL JACKET (1987):Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
“Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I’m going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!”
5. THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939): Wizard of Oz, “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!”
6. BLACK HAWK DOWN (2001): Yurek: [Looks at Nelson strangely] What’s wrong with him?
Twombly, “Oh, he’s deaf. My fault.”
7. BILLY MADISON (1985): Juanita, “Ooh that boy’s a fine piece of work all right. He’s a fine piece of ass though, too.”
8. THE BREAKFAST CLUB (1985): John Bender, “You know what I got for Christmas this year? It was a banner fuckin’ year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said “Hey. Smoke up Johnny.”
9. SCARY MOVIE 2 (2001): Father McFeely, “How is she? ”
Mrs. Vorhees, “It’s gotten worse Father. She won’t eat. She won’t talk. The child won’t let me touch her.”
Father McFeely, “Yes, sometimes you have to give them candy.”
10. MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL (1975): Knight 1: “We are the Knights who say… NI!”
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Written by: A.K.A.
Filed Under: Coal Dirt, Featured, The Funny, Top 10 Lists
Tags: caligula, movie quotes, the shining, training day, wizard of oz
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