April 4, 2010

THE Best Quotes From THE Best Movies (Part 5)


Greetings, loyal readers of our humble site! Here are more movies that I have promised to deliver to you along with my favorite quotes.

My goal is for you, the  reader, to also respond with your favorite lines from these movies, ones that I may have not mentioned and/or are particularly memorable to you.

I am happy to say that we have had an abundance of responses and we hope our avid readers continue to contribute!

FYI: This will be an ongoing column, so if you don’t see your favorite movies listed immediately, have heart, they just may be next on deck!!!

1. HEATHERS (1988): Veronica Sawyer: “It’s one thing to want someone out of your life, but it’s another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.”

2. ADVENTURELAND (2009): James Brennan,  [Falco's Rock Me Amadeus song is played once again at the amusement park] “Jesus Fucking Christ! They play this song like 20 times a day!”
Joel, ” Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!”

3. INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS (2009): Lt. Aldo Raine, “You probably heard we ain’t in the prisoner-takin’ business; we in the killin’ Nazi business. And cousin, Business is a-boomin’.”

4. ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST (1975): McMurphy, “I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.”

5. STAND BY ME (1986): Vern, [after dropping his hamburger in the campfire by accident] “This isn’t funny! What am I supposed to eat?”
Teddy, “You could cook your dick.”
Chris, “It’d be a small meal.”

6. VERY BAD THINGS (1998): Robert Boyd, “That’s not the point, Adam. I mean, the room is covered in blow; Moore looks like he went at it with a fuckin’ mountain lion; I mean, the room looks like the Manson family stayed here a month. This is a major thin-ice situation we got here.”

7. PULP FICTION (1994): Vincent, “That’s a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don’t know if it’s worth five dollars but it’s pretty fucking good.”

8. BURN AFTER READING (2008): Osbourne Cox, “I have a drinking problem? Fuck you, Peck, you’re a Mormon. Compared to you we ALL have a drinking problem!”

9. NEW JACK CITY (1991): Nino Brown, [Referring to his girlfriend] “Cancel that bitch, I’ll buy another one.”

10. THE LOOKOUT (2007): Lewis, [explaining how he went blind] “When I was about your age, me and some friends decided to make some money by opening up a meth lab.”
Luvlee, “Oh! Did you blow yourself up?”
Lewis, “Does it look like I blew myself up?”


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Written by: A.K.A.

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About A.K.A.

A.K.A. grew up as a good ole' Shamokin gal. After graduating with honors from SAHS, she pursued her academic scholarship at King's College.

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