February 24, 2010
THE Best Quotes From THE Best Movies (Part Three)
Greetings, loyal readers of our humble site! Here are more movies that I have promised to deliver to you along with my favorite quotes.
My goal is for you, the reader, to also respond with your favorite lines from these movies, ones that I may have not mentioned and/or are particularly memorable to you.
I am happy to say that we have had an abundance of responses and we hope our avid readers continue to contribute!
FYI: This will be an ongoing column, so if you don’t see your favorite movies listed immediately, have heart, they just may be next on deck!!!
1. SCHINDLER’S LIST: (1993) Oskar Schindler, “Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I’ll be very unhappy.”
2. TAXI DRIVER: (1976) Travis Bickle, “How’s everything in the pimp business?”
3. WEIRD SCIENCE: (1985) Chet, “You two donkey-dicks couldn’t get laid in a morgue.”
4. NOSFERATU: (1922) Graf Orlok, “Is this your wife? What a lovely throat.”
5. MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING: (2002) Aunt Voula,”What do you mean he don’t eat no meat? Oh, that’s okay…I make lamb.”
6.THE BIG LEBOWSKI: (1998) Maude Lebowski, “What do you do for recreation?”
The Dude, “Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.”
7. ZOMBIELAND: (2009) Tallahassee, “Time to ‘Nut Up’ or shut up!”
8. THE BOONDOCK SAINTS (1999) Rocco, “I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.”
Donna, “God.”
Rayvie, “What?”
Donna, “Why?”
Rocco, “I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.”
9. THE 9TH CONFIGURATION (1980) Colonel Kane, “I’m a Buddhist. In case of an emergency call a lama.”
10. OLD SCHOOL (2003) Mitch Martin, “True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend…”
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Written by: A.K.A.
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KG
February 24, 2010 at 8:01 pm
I could quote the Big Lebowski for days on end.
Jeffery “The Dude” Lebowski: “This aggression will not stand…man.”
Walter: “Shut the fuck up, Donnie.”
Walter: “I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don’t roll on Shabbos! “
A.K.A.
February 27, 2010 at 4:15 am
I know EXACTLY what you mean, KG!!!! Once I get going, I can’t rightly stop. It’s almost like a drug!
The Dude: “God damn you Walter! You fuckin’ asshole! Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?”