Comments on: Is Squirrel Real Cause Of Power Outage??? http://shamokin.biz/squirrel-real-cause-of-power-outage/ Get Down With The Bizness Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:35:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: A.K.A. http://shamokin.biz/squirrel-real-cause-of-power-outage/comment-page-1/#comment-682 A.K.A. Mon, 14 Jun 2010 23:15:07 +0000 http://shamokin.biz/?p=553#comment-682 Dear Spook, your comments are just so incredibly classic every time. So "spot on," if you will. I would love if you would perhaps be interested in being a guest author? I think you would be an awesome addition to our site. If you are interested, let me know and I will send you details. If not, we still MORE than appreciate your detailed, informative and downright hilarious comments. Keep 'em coming! A.K.A. Dear Spook, your comments are just so incredibly classic every time. So “spot on,” if you will. I would love if you would perhaps be interested in being a guest author?
I think you would be an awesome addition to our site. If you are interested, let me know and I will send you details. If not, we still MORE than appreciate your detailed, informative and downright hilarious comments. Keep ‘em coming!
A.K.A.

]]> By: jjspook http://shamokin.biz/squirrel-real-cause-of-power-outage/comment-page-1/#comment-656 jjspook Thu, 10 Jun 2010 14:55:28 +0000 http://shamokin.biz/?p=553#comment-656 I'll be the first to admit that I like a good conspiracy theory, and the prospect of blaming this incident on Bush, Global Warming, or Nazi Vegan Midgets is titillating and would no doubt provide hours upon hours of playing connect the conspiracy dots all the while sporting my favorite tinfoil hat. But sometimes you have to call a squirrel a squirrel. These bushy-tailed bringers of doom are evil incarnate who would just as easily nawl your face of as look at you. Their maniacal chattering and their nimbly-pimbly scurrying about are all a clever rouse to make us think they are foraging for nuts and such. But, the dark truth is that they are always planning and forever conspiring against us in a quest for their common goal. A New Squirrel Order! They, along with their little chipmunk minions, can be linked to all of the major disasters that have plagued the world in recent years. The oil spill, economic collapse, Katrina, 911, and yes even the Shamokin power outages can all be attributed to these furry little tree demons. They cannot be trusted my friends, and should be avoided at all costs. I’ll be the first to admit that I like a good conspiracy theory, and the prospect of blaming this incident on Bush, Global Warming, or Nazi Vegan Midgets is titillating and would no doubt provide hours upon hours of playing connect the conspiracy dots all the while sporting my favorite tinfoil hat.

But sometimes you have to call a squirrel a squirrel.

These bushy-tailed bringers of doom are evil incarnate who would just as easily nawl your face of as look at you. Their maniacal chattering and their nimbly-pimbly scurrying about are all a clever rouse to make us think they are foraging for nuts and such. But, the dark truth is that they are always planning and forever conspiring against us in a quest for their common goal. A New Squirrel Order!

They, along with their little chipmunk minions, can be linked to all of the major disasters that have plagued the world in recent years. The oil spill, economic collapse, Katrina, 911, and yes even the Shamokin power outages can all be attributed to these furry little tree demons.

They cannot be trusted my friends, and should be avoided at all costs.

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