February 9, 2010
THE Best Quotes From THE Best Movies (Part 1)
Greetings, loyal readers of our humble site! I have decided to submit articles once or twice a week about some of my favorite movies and favorite lines from said movies.
I will begin with 10 movies, in no particular order. My goal is for you, the reader, to also respond with your favorite lines from these movies, ones that I may have not mentioned and/or are particularly memorable to you.
FYI: This will be an ongoing column, so if you don’t see your favorite movies listed immediately, have heart, they just may be next on deck!!!
1. SPINAL TAP (1984): Marty DiBergi, “Put it up to eleven.”
2. SPACE BALLS (1987): Colonel Sandurz, “It’s Mega Maid. She’s gone from suck to blow.”
3. SUPER TROOPERS (2001): Farva, “How’s it going, Denim Dan? You look like president, chairman and CEO of Levi Straus. Hey, where’d you get the Canadian tuxedo?”
4. SUPERBAD (2007): Jules, “You scratch our backs, we’ll scratch yours.”
Seth, “Well, the funny thing about my back is that it’s located on my cock.”
5. BLAZING SADDLES (1974): Adolf Hitler, “They lose me right after the bunker scene.”
6. SERPICO (1973): Tom Keough, “Drop your cocks and grab your socks!”
7. AMERICAN HISTORY X (1998): Lamont, “I’m the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? ‘Cause I control the underwear.”
8. LEGENDS OF THE FALL (1994): Susannah, “Forever turned out to be too long.”
9. SE7EN (1995): David Mills, “Yeah, a landlord’s dream: a paralyzed tenant with no tongue.”
William Somerset, “Who pays the rent on time.”
10. MOULIN ROUGE! (2001): Toulouse -Lautrec, “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.”
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Written by: A.K.A.
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jjspook
February 10, 2010 at 10:46 am
SPINAL TAP: “We’ve got Armadillos in our trousers. It’s really quite frightening”
SPACE BALLS: “I bet she gives great helmet.”
SUPER TROOPERS: “The Snozeberries taste like snozeberries.”
SUPERBAD: “I’m assuming you all have guns and crack!”
BLAZING SADDLES: “Oh Boys….look what I got here!”
Blues Bros.: “I hate Illinois Nazi’s”
Holy Grail: “Camelot! Camelot! Camelot! Camelot! (It’s only a model.)
Meatballs: “You must be the short depressed kid we ordered.”
Porky’s II: “Boogie, Boogie, Boogie”
A.K.A.
February 16, 2010 at 1:50 am
I love them ALL, Spook! I must tell you, though, I was torn with the “snozzberries” line. It was tough. With him just licking the plexi-glass and uttering that “Willy Wonka” phrase — TOO MUCH!!!!
A.K.A.
February 24, 2010 at 1:33 am
Spinal Tap: Ian Faith: Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful
A.K.A.
February 24, 2010 at 1:35 am
Super Troopers: Farva: Hey, let’s pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we’re not doing it.
A.K.A.
February 24, 2010 at 1:41 am
Blazing Saddles: Hedley Lamarr: Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.
A.K.A.
February 24, 2010 at 1:43 am
Holy Grail: French Soldier: I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
A.K.A.
February 24, 2010 at 1:44 am
Space Balls: Princess Vespa: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.
Lone Starr: Oh great. That’s all we needed. A Druish princess.
Barf: Funny, she doesn’t look Druish
Frankie the K
February 11, 2010 at 4:41 pm
@jjspook -
Young Frankenstein:
Gene Wilder(looking at the large impressive doors on the castle) “What a set of knockers!”
Teri Garr: “Oh, thank you doctor!”
A.K.A.
February 24, 2010 at 1:26 am
[Dr. Frankenstein leans in for a kiss]
Elizabeth: Taffeta, darling.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Taffeta, sweetheart.
Elizabeth: [pulling away] No, the dress is taffeta. It wrinkles so easily
Frankie the K
February 12, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Monty Python’s Flying Circus:
Cardinal Ximinez: “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”
A.K.A.
February 24, 2010 at 1:25 am
BBC Announcer: We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.
Frankie the K
February 12, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Better Off Dead:
Lane Myer: “She only speaks French, Ray. She doesn’t speak imbecile.”
A.K.A.
February 24, 2010 at 1:24 am
Lane Myer: Two brothers… One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching “The Wide World of Sports.” So you tell me… Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?
Frankie the K
February 12, 2010 at 2:17 pm
One Crazy Summer:
“Hoops McCann”: “If we give in to those people, we’re giving in to all the cute and fuzzy bunnies in the world.”
A.K.A.
February 24, 2010 at 1:28 am
Ack Ack Raymond:
Without a plan, there’s no attack. Without attack, no victory.
Frankie the K
February 12, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Economics teacher: “Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?”
A.K.A.
February 17, 2010 at 10:40 pm
Nice, Frank the K! I am actually going to comment on”One Crazy Summer,” “Ferris,” “Monty,” AND “Young Frankenstien!” It’s almost as if you’ve read my mind…spooky.
A.K.A.
February 24, 2010 at 1:22 am
Economics Teacher: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Economics Teacher: Thank you, Simone.
Simone: No problem whatsoever.
Frankie the K
February 12, 2010 at 3:40 pm
The Great Race
Professor Fate: “Leslie escaped?”
General: “With a small friar.”
Professor Fate: “Leslie escaped with a chicken?”
A.K.A.
February 24, 2010 at 1:30 am
Prince Hapnik: Course there is one good thing, when one was young, one could play along the corridors. I used to ride my pony up and down this corridor when I was young, then I grew up, got drunk, and fell off!
Frankie the K
February 12, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Love And Death
Countess: “You are the greatest lover I’ve ever had!”
Boris: “Well, I practice a lot when I’m alone.”
A.K.A.
February 24, 2010 at 1:32 am
Soldier: He was from my village. He was the village idiot.
Boris: Yeah, what did you do, place?