The Shamokin/Coal Township Nature Trail: An Up-Close Adventure (Part 3)

Jun 02, 2010 2 Comments by A.K.A.

Nature Trail

So, back to the Camp Crystal Lake reference…any Friday the 13th fans out there? Well, much like the original movie, you can not expect to hide in the Nature Trail from you current ex’s jilted lover, just as you couldn’t from Mrs. Vorhees.

SHE WILL FIND YOU. No matter how many drugs are in your system and how invincible you may feel, that ex WILL find you, even if you bury yourself in the leaves from the drainage pipe that runs under one of the wooden bridges.

The Nature Trail has some sort of strange power that assists wronged girlfriends/boyfriends to find their vengeance.

Is it the power of the “shadow-kissed” or just the fact that people are to f*$@d up to hide well enough from their pursuers?

The main point here is that you should NEVER, EVER go into the Nature Trail with fleeing others as an option. NEVER. For some inexplicable reason, it just DOES NOT WORK.

BEWARE!!!

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A.K.A.

About the author

A.K.A. grew up as a good ole Shamokin gal. After graduating with honors from SAHS, she received a scholarship from a Pennsylvania based university where she graduated magna cum laude with a major in Political Science and minors in both British Literature and Astronomy. After a few years working under Dr. Stephen Hawking's tutelage, A.K.A. decided to put Astronomy on the "back burner" and pursue her very first love of writing. A.K.A. has since published numerous articles in scientific journals, but is now devoting her full time to Shamokin.biz, plus a work in progress on a humorous book of personal vignettes. A.K.A. is also conducting a "real-time" study of human behavior in a stressful work environment.

2 Responses to “The Shamokin/Coal Township Nature Trail: An Up-Close Adventure (Part 3)”

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    how much should i weigh says:
    June 24, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    hey whats your myspace page.

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