June 2, 2010
The Shamokin/Coal Township Nature Trail: An Up-Close Adventure (Part 3)
So, back to the Camp Crystal Lake reference…any Friday the 13th fans out there? Well, much like the original movie, you can not expect to hide in the Nature Trail from you current ex’s jilted lover, just as you couldn’t from Mrs. Vorhees.
SHE WILL FIND YOU. No matter how many drugs are in your system and how invincible you may feel, that ex WILL find you, even if you bury yourself in the leaves from the drainage pipe that runs under one of the wooden bridges.
The Nature Trail has some sort of strange power that assists wronged girlfriends/boyfriends to find their vengeance.
Is it the power of the “shadow-kissed” or just the fact that people are to f*$@d up to hide well enough from their pursuers?
The main point here is that you should NEVER, EVER go into the Nature Trail with fleeing others as an option. NEVER. For some inexplicable reason, it just DOES NOT WORK.
BEWARE!!!
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Written by: A.K.A.
Filed Under: Coal Dirt, Damn Good Advice, Featured, History, Reminiscings
Tags: camp crystal lake, Mrs. Vorhees, shamokin-coal township nature trail
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William S.
July 7, 2010 at 11:21 am
Bye bye MySpace…