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		<title>&#8220;Quates&#8221; or &#8220;Quoits&#8221;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 06:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A.K.A.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it "Quates" or "Quoits?" Do we really care? Well, as long as it is similar to horseshoes, I'll give it the old drunken, college try!]]></description>
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		<title>Friendly Skies: Plane Ride Or Unwarranted Lap Dance?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 01:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A.K.A.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes a plane ticket to the other side of the country may actually be cheaper than going to the local "Gentleman's Club"!]]></description>
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		<title>Excuse Me, Do You Work Here?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 02:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A.K.A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Damn Good Advice]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[While working as a receptionist at my local welfare office, I have experienced more situations and conversations than ANYONE would find believable. These stories are all 100% true. I&#8217;d like to give you a brief glimpse into one of my favorites. A Favorite Work Story Now I&#8217;d like you to know, so that you can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is Squirrel Real Cause Of Power Outage???</title>
		<link>http://shamokin.biz/squirrel-real-cause-of-power-outage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 00:32:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A.K.A.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once again, a poor, innocent rodent is accused of power outages throughout the Shamokin and Coal Township area. Can one small (although beady-eyed) squirrel cause that much damage to two ENTIRE towns? This author thinks NOT (but this is only the opinion of Shamokin.biz and does not reflect any legal rights or law enforcement findings). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Shamokin/Coal Township Nature Trail: An Up-Close Adventure (Part 2)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 17:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A.K.A.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Please Note: The first post in this series can be found at http://shamokin.biz/shamokin-nature-trail-adventure/) And so&#8230;my adventure fully began. The Shamokin-Coal Township Nature Trail was not only a refuge for students seeking asylum from skipped classes and bad acid trips, but also a place to really relax on the bridge over the stream and play some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How NOT to Arrive at a Coal Region Mountain Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 00:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>William S.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a beautiful spring night in the Coal Region, and you&#8217;re driving your vehicle with your tunes and booze and buddies, heading up to the mountain party where you&#8217;ll be meeting up with tons of friends. Then, something terrible goes wrong&#8230; In this instance, it was S.&#8217;s failure to negotiate a hilly turn that resulted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear A.K.A. &#8211; &#8220;Twat-Blocked&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://shamokin.biz/dear-aka-twat-blocked/</link>
		<comments>http://shamokin.biz/dear-aka-twat-blocked/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 17:52:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A.K.A.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What can you do when you&#8217;ve been &#8220;twat-blocked&#8221; (same as &#8220;cock-blocked&#8221; for a guy—check the links for the Urban Dictionary definitions) by another unknown female or even a friend ? Case &#38; Point:  You see a hot guy across a crowded restaurant/bar. You express interest aloud to friends/others in vicinity. You may even begin to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back In The Diz-ay: Bike Riding The Shamokin Train Tracks&#8230;Armed</title>
		<link>http://shamokin.biz/bike-riding-armed/</link>
		<comments>http://shamokin.biz/bike-riding-armed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 14:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A.K.A.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was about 13 years old, the Shamokin/Coal Township region was a relatively safe area to go for a stroll or bike ride alone. As the years passed, at age 19, I felt that bike riding by myself coincided with carrying a concealed hand gun for protection. WTF??? Was this paranoia setting in from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cool Celebrity Caricatures</title>
		<link>http://shamokin.biz/cool-celebrity-caricatures/</link>
		<comments>http://shamokin.biz/cool-celebrity-caricatures/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 05:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>William S.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are among many awesome celebrity caricatures you can find at the fiendishly fun website deviantart.com. If you&#8217;re looking for an artistic diversion, check out the site. Here are my favorites &#8211; let me know which ones you like the best in the comments section! As always, thanks for reading &#8211; W.S. The Alfred is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE Best Quotes From THE Best Movies (Part 5)</title>
		<link>http://shamokin.biz/quotes-movies-part-5/</link>
		<comments>http://shamokin.biz/quotes-movies-part-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2010 08:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A.K.A.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greetings, loyal readers of our humble site! Here are more movies that I have promised to deliver to you along with my favorite quotes. My goal is for you, the  reader, to also respond with your favorite lines from these movies, ones that I may have not mentioned and/or are particularly memorable to you. I [...]]]></description>
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