When Coal Region Work Romps Go Sour

Unfortunately, this particular author did not “disagree” with co-workers expressing lust through extramarital affairs and even said to “go at it” in a previous article.  However, I did NOT condone it–so here we are.

Just as Coal Region marriages go sour, more than likely their hideous counterparts (the AFFAIR) will soon follow suit.

During the commencement of the affair, both parties are usually cool and collected, swearing alliance to one another. Love (sex) seems to be so bountiful and carefree!!!

That usually ends up to be extremely untrue.

One of the “affairees” usually tends to lean toward more of the psychotic side than does that of their co-worker (a.k.a. sex slave). The other party generally only learns of this after the fact.

This being said, not matter how much or often he/she has claimed that they are “not crazy and only want a fling,” buyer, beware! Someone is always bound to form some type of attachment, albeit unwanted by the other.

Also, which can be inevitable in the workplace, other co-workers usually start to catch on, no matter how careful you think you are. It may just be a glance, a smile, an ass-grab or even someone seeing the two of you making-out in the supply room. This will lead to spousal intervention, no doubt in my mind.

Someone will facebook the spouse, e-mail, text or call them. It seems to be their job to ruin your marriage when you were just fine doing it on your own!

Also, one of the persons participating in the affair may come to the realization, “WTF am I doing?” It finally dawns on them that the person they were having sex with is extremely overweight, unattractive or some such revelation. Maybe they happened to be working closely with this person and just felt horny at the time and made a terrible decision. Why stray when there is better eye-candy at home???

Unfortunately, all of this “hoop la-la” could result in extremely painful dismemberment and/or death by the “affairee” or the spouse. Hopefully, this article will save you — at least until you become obsessed by another coworker!

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